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Thelemic Compatibility Test

Have you ever read "Liber Al Vel Legis" and felt strangely drawn to it? Do you have an overwhelming urge to perform the Bornless ritual but worry that it might not be for you? Worry not! Help is at hand. Just take this simple test to discover whether you are indeed a Thelemite.

1)How do you usually refer to Aleister Crowley?
a)That evil bastard
b)Frater Perdurabo
c)Uncle Al
2)How do you feel about Wicca?
a)The right path for you
b)Not really your thing
c)Heresy!!!
3)What do you intend to call your first born daughter?
a)Silver Ravenwolf
b)Janet
c)Babalon
4)What career do you want your first born daughter to follow?
a)Aromatherapist
b)Lawyer
c)Whore
5)How much would you pay for a copy of volume 1 of "The Equinox"?
a)300 pounds
b)Wisdom is beyond price
c)Your first born daughter
6)The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn was...
a)Too Christian for your taste
b) The finest magical order of the 20th century
c)A bunch of lightweights
7)Arthur Edward Waite was...
a)Someone you have vaguely heard of
b)An accomplished hermetic magician
c)A wanker
8)The Enochian magical system is...
a)Evil and dangerous
b)Benign and dangerous
c)Not dangerous enough
9)What colour is predominant in your wardrobe?
a)Bright colours
b)Pastel hues
c)Black
10)What music do you listen to?
a)Pagan rock
b)Mainstream pop
c) Obscure industrial bands that no-one else has heard of
11)When do you wear sunglasses?
a)When it's sunny
b)During the day
c)At night
12)When you go to a party what do you do?
a) Get pissed and slag off everyone you know
b)Have a good time
c) Sit in the corner looking sinister and feeling smugly superior to all those other slaves

Your Score

Mostly A's - You have absolutely nothing to worry about - you're Wiccan through and through.
Mostly B's - You are a hermetic magician, but Thelema is not really for you
Mostly C's - Congratulations! You are indeed a Thelemite. Now get out there and do something about it!