The Pagan Moot Drinking Game

Just in case those Pagan pub moots are getting a trifle samey and boring, here's something you can do to spice things up.

Take one shot if:

Somebody mentions Terry Pratchett

A man with long hair turns up

Straight people start making homo-erotic remarks

Somebody wearing black turns up

People start bitching about the Christians

People start quoting Eddie Izzard sketches (take an extra shot if anybody quotes the bonus line: “covered in bees!”)

Somebody gets out a Tarot deck and starts doing readings

Extra bonus point:

Somebody refers to non-Pagans as “muggles.” (Take one shot, and then glass the person who said it.)

Take two shots if:

People start bitching about the Fluffies

Someone tries to fit the characters from Lost/Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Smallville into Kabbalah/Tarot

People start bitching about The Children of Artemis

Somebody mentions The Wicker Man

Somebody tries to claim that something they invented last week is part of an ancient secret tradition

The local borderline psychotic/sex pest/New Age flake turns up (If they happen to sit down next to you, take three shots instead of two, to help numb the pain of being stuck with them)

You're the only one still sober

Take three shots if:

The people who are bitching about the Christians are actually able to produce any evidence of ever being harassed or persecuted by them

EXTRA SUPER-DUPER BONUS POINT - Take 10,000 shots if:

Everyone turns up on time