Top Ten Ways to Cause a Riot at a Sabbat

10. Introduce yourself with: "Hi, I'm Lady Morgana Evermist Moondust. I'm a Celtic Faerie Shaman Gypsy Pagan."

9. Say "I used a spell from a book I bought the other day, because I couldn't be bothered to write my own."

8. Mention the name Kevin Carlyon (aka King Kev, self-appointed King of the Witches, supposed 'spokesperson' for Paganism... ahem. Suppresses urge to kill something.)

7. Drop into conversation something about devil-worship.

6. Mispronounce the names of the festivals.

5. If you're male, call yourself a warlock.

4. Use the ritual sword to do your best impersonation of Darth Vader or Sean Connery in Highlander.

3. Backwash the ritual wine.

2. Reveal yourself as a closet fundamentalist and begin evangelizing.

And the Number One way to cause a riot at a Sabbat is...

1. Mention Silver Ravenwolf!